You're a mean one, Madison courier. You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Madison courier. You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel! You're a monster, Madison courier. Your heart's an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Madison courier. I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! You're a foul one, Madison courier.

You have termites in your smile. You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Madison courier. Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile! You're a rotter, Madison courier. You're the queen of sinful sots. Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Madison courier. You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce! You nauseate me, Madison courier. With a nauseous super "naus"! You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Madison courier. Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots! You're a foul one, Madison courier. You're a nasty wasty skunk. Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Madison courier. The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "STINK...STANK...STUNK"!